TFTS-104 Down The Rabbit Hole

We get lost in a philosophical discussion about humans, animals, nature and the future of government. PLUS: World's largest member records a new tune, a ponytail stunt goes from magic to tragic, the news goes Hollywood with fakery AND flubbery, Sandy Hook gets even creepier, and a tiny mummy is debated!

 

TFTS-103 The Boston Bombings

We try to weed through just a few of the many conspiracy theories surrounding the Marathon Bombing. PLUS: Home ownership woes, Monsanto Vs. The Butterflies and another listener plays our News That Might Get You Shit quiz!

TFTS-102 The Dyatlov Pass Incident

We talk a little about the horrifying mystery of the Dyatlov Pass Incident!  PLUS: Lyle shares some details about a story close to home that's going viral, a listener plays along with some News That Might Get Chris Fired, we share a special "Carl's Mom" Mad Lib, and nerd out on the new Evil Dead-as well as a few OTHER things you may not wanna hear whilst eating. BONE-Appa-TEET!

TFTS-101 April News, Fools

We get caught up on some recent news stories including a UFO in Turkey, Chemtrails over Wenatchee, the Gate to Hell, N.Korea declaring war (and everyone laughs) and a dog getting snacky for fingers! PLUS: The Walking Dead finale, Ron's exposed text message, the future of TV and Abby sits in for a round of Mad Libs!

TFTS-100 The Georgia Guidestones

We celebrate turning 100 with a chat on the mystery of the Georgia Guidestones! Post-hippie new age art project or Satanic commandments of the Illuminati? PLUS: FEMA's bizarre Zombie/UFO drill, wiener-chomping hookers, giant ancient ice camels, an awkward package at the airport and a listener calls in with a childhood Bigfoot story!

TFTS-099 Aleister Crowley

The "Wickedest Man in the World", Aleister Crowley, is the subject of today's cast! Summoner of demons, inventor of religions, secret agent for merry ol' England, creator of the Loch Ness Monster AND the illegitimate father of Barbara Bush? It's a convoluted tale of conspiracies, lies, secret brotherhoods and the occult! PLUS: NYC Subway scares passengers straight, water bears rise up, and the fungus is amungus! EDIT: We botched the Lusitania tale a bit by confusing WWI with WWII. Whiskey.

TFTS-098 Our Deliquent Past

This week we take a brief detour and reminisce about wacky adventures of juvenile delinquency! Ron's brother and uncle sit in for a hilarious portrait of youth, loss and small town teenage no-goodery! We also talk a little about man-eating sinkholes, horse meat meximelts and macro-sized chameleons!