We briefly discuss Fire-Mageddon, Wenatchee's current smoke-drenched disaster. Then, onto some wacky news stories: Elvis's SOILED whitey tighties go up for auction, A dude gets arrested for partying with monkeys, A poop-powered motorcycle from Japan, and a new monkey is discovered! Also, Abby phones in to discuss an exploding light bulb in her house. Call Professor X!!!